- No tools allowed. Read, comment, discuss, disagree...just don't be a tool about it. Everyone's opinion and story matters.
- Expect Sarcasm- Before you get offended, ask yourself, "Was she being sarcastic?" The answer is probably yes. Are you still offended? Then I'm sorry. (Unless you were being a tool...then not so much!).
- Two Drink Minimum- I'm kidding. This isn't an actual bar. It's just a metaphor for what I'm trying to do here. However, I have been told that after two drinks, my humor makes much more sense to people.
- And MOST IMPORTANTLY...
All y'all are welcome here!!
Tool: n. a person who is divisive, arrogant, obnoxious, and/or self-centered. Most of us are these things at some point. However, if these traits generally define you, you are probably a tool. In Christian circles, tools know how to hide their toolishness with a lot of churchy talk. Don't do that here!